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What did the alien say to the garden

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 What did the alien  say to the garden? Take me to your  weeder. ☺

What did one raindrop say to the other

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 What did one  raindrop say to the  other? Two is company,  three is a cloud. ☺

How do you communicate with fish

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How do you  communicate with  fish? Drop them a line!  ☺

Why was the robot mad

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Why was the robot  mad?  People kept pushing  its buttons.  ☺

Why is Basketball such a messy sport

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 Why is Basketball  such a messy  sport? Because you dribble  on the floor! ☺

Why was the math book sad

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 Why was the math  book sad?  Because it had too  many problems. ☺

What is an astronauts favorite place on a computer

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 What is an  astronauts favorite  place on a  computer? The Space bar! ☺

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress

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 Did you hear about  the two bed bugs  who met in the  mattress? They got married  in the spring. ☺

How do baseball players stay cool

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 How do baseball  players stay cool?  They sit next to  their fans. ☺

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game

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 Why did the soccer  player bring string  to the game? So he could tie the  score. ☺

What can you serve but never eat

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 What can you  serve but never  eat? A volleyball. ☺

What do you call a bear with no socks on

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 What do you call a  bear with no socks  on? Bare-foot. ☺

Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin

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 Why is a baseball  team similar to a  muffin? They both depend  on the batter. ☺

What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving

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 What kind of key  opens the door on  Thanksgiving.  A turkey! ☺

What do you call a guy who never farts in public

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 What do you call a  guy who never  farts in public?  A private tutor. ☺

How do you repair a broken tomato

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 How do you repair  a broken tomato? Tomato Paste! ☺

What stays on the ground but never gets dirty

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 What stays on the  ground but never  gets dirty? A Shadow. ☺

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants

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 Why do golfers  wear two pairs of  pants? In case they get a  hole in one! ☺

What do you call a magician on a plane

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 What do you call a  magician on a  plane?  A flying sorcerer! ☺

What is the longest word in the dictionary

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 What is the  longest word in the  dictionary? Smiles because  there is a mile  between each s! ☺

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