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Clarity with direction makes the day much simpler.

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  Clarity with direction makes the day much simpler.  These two waddling ducks  seemed lost and far from  the local creek.

Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Everywhere!

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  Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Everywhere!

Remember to spend time enjoying things in life.

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 Funny and silly animal help put a fun spin on life! Ha ha,  sometimes I even  crack myself up! ☺

Just a Bunch of Mother Flying Bird Seeds

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"Just a Bunch of Mother Flying Bird Seeds" She seemed somewhat ticked off. Not sure exactly what was expected but the bird seeds were not it.

Ducks have a fun energy.

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And to think,  back in the day,  it was just the mice  we had to worry about! ☺ Ducks have a  fun energy. They waddle around  often paired  checking out life  and all it has  to offer. A simple but  positive reminder to remember  Life has  much to offer. Nature is simple  beautiful and  perfect. You are  Part of Nature. Beautiful and  Perfect  just  the way  YOU  are. Enjoy life. ❤

What is an astronauts favorite place on a computer

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 What is an  astronauts favorite  place on a  computer? The Space bar! ☺

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress

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 Did you hear about  the two bed bugs  who met in the  mattress? They got married  in the spring. ☺

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game

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 Why did the soccer  player bring string  to the game? So he could tie the  score. ☺

What do you call a bear with no socks on

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 What do you call a  bear with no socks  on? Bare-foot. ☺

What do you call a guy who never farts in public

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 What do you call a  guy who never  farts in public?  A private tutor. ☺

What stays on the ground but never gets dirty

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 What stays on the  ground but never  gets dirty? A Shadow. ☺

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants

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 Why do golfers  wear two pairs of  pants? In case they get a  hole in one! ☺

What do you call a magician on a plane

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 What do you call a  magician on a  plane?  A flying sorcerer! ☺

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of

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 What is easy to  get into but hard  to get out of? Trouble. ☺

What did the triangle say to the circle

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 What did the  triangle say to the  circle? You are pointless! ☺

What kind of a driver never gets a parking ticket

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 What kind of a  driver never gets a  parking ticket? A screw driver. ☺

What runs but can not walk

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 What runs but can  not walk.  The faucet! ☺

What do you call an alligator in a vest

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 What do you call an alligator  in a vest? An investigator! ☺

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room

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 What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. ☺

What kind of button will not unbutton

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 What kind of button will not unbutton? A bellybutton. ☺

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Aline yourself with what inspires you and not what drags you down

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